May 2013
Watchfartgallery:
I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK
teashoesandhair:
utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:
tommarvolohiddles:
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
cutieringtail:
falmyrion:
queerpong:
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
You’re*
benedictcumbertwats:
smallblogger:
“there were no black people in the film brave”
“there were no fat people in the les mis film”
“there were no humans in the film The Hobbit.”
lumos5000:
budapestcupboardlatch:
cliffrose-acetone:
Doctor Who: SCREAMING Supernatural: CRYING Sherlock: WAITING Merlin: DEAD Hannibal: Eating Merlin
HANNIBAL YOU SPIT MERLIN OUT, RIGHT. NOW!
Impeccable timing fandoms
New episode of Doctor Who tomor--
imaginationisbetterthanlogic:
ThaT IS NOT oKAY
mutisija:
when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
svvitzerland:
wartortles:
i hate those guys who use any opportunity to show off their abs
4 tags
thatdamnedamerican:
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
zeloismybaby:
kindred-spiritss:
hamfarto:
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
aishiterushit:
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
hamlet: to be or not to be
hamlet: bitch i might be
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
